February 16, 2009
Today was one of my best days in Washington. Thanks to my vote to destroy the capitalist economic system, I finally got invited to some A-list parties. It's about time! Chellie is brand new and she was going to all the good bashes. The best I could get would be to accompany Joe Lieberman or Mike Michaud to events -- althugh the themes are interesting. I never went to a Useful Idiots Party in Maine. Such fun.
Olympia tells me if I play my cards right, I might even get to sit at Barney Frank's table during lunch.
Oly is so smart. She said the people in Maine don't matter because their memories are so short they won't hold it against you when reelection time comes. Besides, that impotent old man Merton Henry runs the Maine GOP and he'll see that the state party remains in his grip and no harm can come to us. Remember how the Maine State Convention let me speak my full time and then cut off Congressional candidates so they could give Mert an award at the luncheon?
Gee, life in DC wasn't this good under a Republican president.
More later, Diary. Time to run off to tea with Nancy Pelosi.