Canadian government website claims Santa Claus has signed agreement to move to South Pole because of global warming in the Arctic
" . . A statement on the Policy Horizons Canada website says thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and increasing destructive drilling activity Santa has had to permanently move his operations.
Policy Horizons was created to advise Canadian government officials on emerging issues. "
You see, there is no global warming at the South Pole of the globe. Oh, Canada.